I met a normal man in Hammersmith the other day and he told me that he is really concerned about Thatchers brain, and that it is right that I should really quite read Toms blog. -David Cameron, Bullingdon Squiffy Master

Shyup bup biddy widdy shyup bup bryup bup – Adrian Chiles

Jordan SLAMS Tom for insulting our dead celebs – Jeremy Clarkson, The Daily Sport

What a load of shit, and I ve already seen two grammatical mistakes and I havent even started reading the blog yet and all. – Andrew Marr, The BBC

Tom who? -Ken Livingstone, pensioner

Ill have a cod roe, rock salmon, and a bottle of shampoo please. Visit Toms blog. – Ant and Dec

The best blog since Paul wrote his epistles to the Alsatians -Saint Derek of Totterdown

Fridays just arent fridays without Tom Rowlands blog! Nor are Tuesdays for that matter -Danny Baker, baker

Toms Blog can be confused with many others. Tom, the Universal Friend of Myspace, has a blog for example. -David Walliams

Fuck you, fuck your mum, and fuck your face -Tony Blair, Middle-east peace envoy

Tom who? Speak up a bit -Ken Livingstone, pensioner

Thats very nice -Morgan Freeman, God

There is a pretty house oh there is a little door oh there is a pretty molly sitting on the bedroom toms blog, which is almost as good as a nice old steam train -John Craven, Newsround

Weblog is actually an anagram of bow-leg and Tom certainly has the market sewn up as far as anagrams goes -Carol Vorderman, Loans4U.com

Whatt heirly wass that verleich vavasour

Did chaungeth hes wordes in mistraulcy?

Than knewe he width greastes fluens paunce

Chiduing Tommes blog withe its wroddes weke

- Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales Or Bust