“One of the Best Ways to waste even more time on the internet” -Micahel Jackson, musician

“Jordan SLAMS Tom for insulting our dead celebs” - Jeremy Clarkson, The Daily Sport

“What a load of shit, and I ‘ve already seen two grammatical mistakes and I haven’t even started reading the blog yet and all.” – Andrew Marr, The BBC

“Tom who?” -Ken Livingstone, pensioner

“I’ll have a cod roe, rock salmon, and a bottle of shampoo please. Visit Tom’s blog.” -Heath Ledger

“The best blog since Paul wrote his epistles to the Alsatians” -Saint Derek of Totterdown

“Fridays just aren’t fridays without Tom Rowland’s blog! Nor are Tuesdays for that matter” -Danny Baker, baker

“Tom’s Blog can be confused with many other’s. Tom, the Universal Friend of Myspace, has a blog for example.” -David Walliams

“Fuck you, fuck your mum, and fuck Iraq” -Tony Blair, Middle-east peace envoy

“Tom who? Speak up a bit” -Ken Livingstone, pensioner

“That’s very nice” -Morgan Freeman, God

“There is a pretty house oh there is a little door oh there is a pretty molly sitting on the bedroom tom’s blog, which is almost as good as a nice old steam train” -John Craven, Newsround

“‘Weblog’ is actually an anagram of ‘bow-leg’ and Tom certainly has the market sewn up as far as anagrams goes” -Carol Vorderman, Loans4U.com

“Whatt heirly wass that verleich vavasour

Did chaungeth hes wordes in mistraulcy?

Than knewe he width greastes fluens paunce

Chiduing Tommes blog withe its wroddes weke”

- Geoffrey Chaucer, ‘The Canterbury Tales Or Bust’