Filed under Climate of Fear on October 23
People with guns and self-righteous ideas about divinity
People who have cars with swords gaffa-taped to the bonnet
People who soil themselves in crowded lifts whilst muttering to themselves
People who keep a special radio for listening to God on
People who put cheddar on spaghetti, the bastards
People who find constructing Ikea flat-packs difficult
People whose surnames are moral ideals
People with baseball caps seated precariously highly on their heads
People who look shifty
The French
*None of the above people are connected to terrorism in anyway. Any resemblance to any terror worker living or deceased (even if so for martyrial purposes) is purely coincidental.