We won the league

At Shitehart Lane

We won the league at Shitehart Lane

We won the league

At The Shit Hole

We won the league at Shitehart Lane

[when Adebayor is down injured]

Let him die, let him die, let him die… etc

Fuck off to Stratford

North London is ours

North London is ours

North London is ours

Adebayor -

What’s the score?

Adebayor -

What’s the score? etc.

2-0

And you fucked it up

2-0

And you fucked it up

2-0

And you fucked it up

2-0

And you fucked it up

There is also the one about Adebayor and Angola, but we already got in shit for that

Having just heard Adele’s ‘Someone Like You’ for the first time just now (on the news I might add) I would make the following comments:

1. She sings with simple clarity which I think is refreshing and probably the source of her appeal

2. She sings with a bizarre American accent for some reason, which sometimes lapses even into a Deep South drawl

3. The lyrics seem to betray a rather unhealthy approach to processing feelings after a break-up IMHO

4. Adele addresses the ex-partner in the song with impressively believable sentiment,  convincing me he is a real person

5. It would have been better comedically, though perhaps not musically or financially, to write a song to him entitled: ‘I am now rich as Croesus and you are still working in JD Sports in Tottenham, you fuck” or just simply: “Some Fuck Like You”