The Great Lakes of Northern Italy

La Isola Bella on Lago Maggiore, and the view from Bellagio on Como.

Italians have been coming to the lakes for thousands of years whenever they fancied a break from flaying Goths, besieging Ghibellines, or reinventing art. Warm, clean air, cool water and majestic scenery.

The town of Stresa on Maggiore is a monument to old school Grand Tourism itself – pleasant, faded glory. La Isola Bella is one of the prettiest places I have ever seen: world class gardens with backdrops of the lake and the alps.

Como is surrounded by dramatic, craggy hills as opposed to mountains. It feels extremely affluent here – probably explaining the number of yachts on the lake.

Driving is sketchy around the tight, fast roads of the lake hillsides. It takes ages to get anywhere too. I imagine the celebrities use choppers.

Although Lombard motorway driving is slightly hair-raising during rush hour, it is far more sane than Sicily where they make three lanes out of two, and they do have a minimum speed for the fast lane which I consider highly civilised.

We’re off to Bologna now. Gastronomic bliss awaits in Emiglia-Romana.

A Grand Tour

We leave the motorway at Besançon and start the climb into the Jura mountains. The road to the Swiss border snakes through pine forests and steep mountain cliffs, topped by the occasional mediaeval fortress. Although we had already driven hundreds of miles across France, it was only when we reached her eastern borderland that it felt like we were really on a voyage. It is a beautiful warm evening and now we are off the motorways we can wind the windows down and smell the countryside around us, rather than a German air conditioning unit. The air smells of thick grass and pine resin, of things which have been drenched in sunshine.

The drive is dramatic and beautiful, a pleasant contrast to the sprawling flats of northern France. I think that motorway driving across France is better in winter. The countryside seems glacial and pure, like a sci-fi landscape inhabited by the colossal wind turbines they so love in Gaul.


As we race through the forest we listen to music randomly ranging from Trentmoeller to Keith Jarrett. It really feels like you are away when you travel by car. You feel the road passing beneath you, you take in the smells and details, you feel the culture slowly changing as you go. This is why I like to take the car across the channel by ferry. The tunnel is quicker, but I miss the sea-air, and watching a coast disappear as another grows larger. Also,there is nothing quite like returning to your home port at night after a long journey – the cluster of gold lights surrounded by black are cosy like the embers of a coal-fire in a dark room.

Emerging from the Jura border mountains we see Lake Geneva framed by the Alps in silhoutte. The plush residences around the lake shimmer like a constellation. It feels like we have  stolen our way into a hidden valley of the rich and glamourous. We stop for dinner at Bavois in the farmlands overlooking the lake. The food is great, but there are many flies inside, which are vexatious.

I notice that petrol is cheap in Switzerland, and much higher grade: 100 RON, which makes the V6 purr happily. I clean the flies from the windscreen at the petrol station only to find the most obscenely massive bug-squash on the front grill. I think at first it was a small plant. I realise it is actually a stick insect, its disguise just as effective after its humiliating demise.

We drive up the twisting mountain roads above Sion, surrounded by  looming, black mountains. When we awake the next day the view of Valais is familiar and stunning, and hardly marred by the big, fat, red crane doing its business. It used to be a quiet town here, but now it is becoming built-up. We shall take the cable cars to the high peaks and see what they look like without snow.

On the other side of the mountains is Italy. I am excited by the prospect of a drive through high mountain passes and the descent to the great northern lakes. There the long-established elegance of Italian civilisation is set against the mighty serenity of the Alpine backdrop. This combination makes for one of the most beautiful locations in the world, as I remember. I have not been there for years.

Castles in the Southbank sand

I never thought I’d see the day that London would have a beach. Now it has beach artists with their take on the sand-castle. Of course.