Yesterday’s spectacular BDO Darts final at the Lakeside was won in thrilling fashion by Ted ‘The Count’ Hankey. I imagine that hundreds of young lads watching the coverage will have decided to take up darts professionally and I wish them good luck. To help them start off their new careers in style, I thought I would suggest a few possible nickname/walk-on music  combinations.

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply replace your Christian and  family names around the moniker of choice and acquire a cassette of the appropriate song from your local market.

Bill ‘The Sea-Beast’ Sykes – I am the Walrus

Terry ‘Full English’ Shitt – Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Pete ‘The Pinpoint Pervert’ Prickler – Relax

Isiah ‘Lagerdrinker’ Thwath – Tubthumping

Jebb ‘The Bastard’ Weaselcleft – Town Called Malice

Shane ‘Fatman’ Slaughter – Theme from Batman

Bingo ‘Tam O’Shanter’ McGullet – Hoots Mon

Posted on January 13