People with guns and self-righteous ideas about divinity
People who have cars with swords gaffa-taped to the bonnet
People who soil themselves in crowded lifts whilst muttering to themselves
People who keep a special radio for listening to God on
People who put cheddar on spaghetti, the bastards
People who find constructing Ikea flat-packs difficult
People whose surnames are moral ideals
People with baseball caps seated precariously highly on their heads
People who look shifty
The French
*None of the above people are connected to terrorism in anyway. Any resemblance to any terror worker living or deceased (even if so for martyrial purposes) is purely coincidental.
Posted on October 23