Comments on: Euro filth

By: Tom

Tom — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:18:27 +0000

I am shocked. No I’m not.

At least he didn’t use the newspapers. The thought must have crossed his mind.

By: Greej Mort

Greej Mort — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:52:21 +0000

That’s horrific. Similarly, my cousin shat himself on a paper round.
He was coming down with salmonella: this was the first symptom. Life can be cruel.
Heroically, he finished the paper round before cleaning himself up.

By: Bernard Spastic

Bernard Spastic — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:13:14 +0000

Wow that is pretty damned gross. However in my view you lose marks for getting your vomit in the bin. I had a friend who did a poo in his pants before a job interview, and did not deal with it for 6 hours! Think of the self-violation!

By: Greej Mort

Greej Mort — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:02:31 +0000

Sounds like an aesthetic experience par excellence.

I once found myself vomiting up the half-kebab I had just drunkenly consumed into a dustbin on Tottenham Court Road. (Fortunately, I was able to preserve the remainder of the kebab and had it for breakfast the following day.)

By: James Whey

James Whey — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:02:43 +0000

I once saw a young boy fashioned entirely from puss. That must be worse