Comments on: COMPETITION – Where in the world? http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/2008/05/where-in-the-world/ London life, art, food, and dodgy people Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:17:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Tom http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/2008/05/where-in-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-11 Tom Sat, 31 May 2008 14:14:44 +0000 http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/?p=34#comment-11 There is one vital clue which is going a-begging here. Firstly: what exactly is she looking at? Secondly: Assuming the 'bookshelf' is actually an aggressive entity, with a big square mouth and fine, regular teeth, then there are three figures of beast-attack here: the wristpisser/hippopotamus, the hamburger/womb, and yellow fiend with big, close nipples. What are they all doing in the same place? I think, possibly, it all hinges on what she is doing with the grey womb/case. Is she really inserting a big pencil into its jaws, thus supporting the abortion theory? I think if you look twice you will see she is in fact packing her legs away to go on holiday. IF you can answer that, THEN you'll be a man my son. There is one vital clue which is going a-begging here.

Firstly: what exactly is she looking at?

Secondly: Assuming the ‘bookshelf’ is actually an aggressive entity, with a big square mouth and fine, regular teeth, then there are three figures of beast-attack here: the wristpisser/hippopotamus, the hamburger/womb, and yellow fiend with big, close nipples. What are they all doing in the same place?

I think, possibly, it all hinges on what she is doing with the grey womb/case. Is she really inserting a big pencil into its jaws, thus supporting the abortion theory? I think if you look twice you will see she is in fact packing her legs away to go on holiday.

IF you can answer that, THEN you’ll be a man my son.

]]> By: Dravid Sneddon http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/2008/05/where-in-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-10 Dravid Sneddon Sat, 31 May 2008 12:48:18 +0000 http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/?p=34#comment-10 It's a special portable urinal with a wrist strap for handy use. Murder of the innocents is abortion - that's why there's a baby in the loo. A suitcase is a euphemism for a womb and a bookcase for the knowledge of doctors. It’s a special portable urinal with a wrist strap for handy use. Murder of the innocents is abortion – that’s why there’s a baby in the loo. A suitcase is a euphemism for a womb and a bookcase for the knowledge of doctors.

]]> By: Tom http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/2008/05/where-in-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-9 Tom Fri, 30 May 2008 23:32:13 +0000 http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/?p=34#comment-9 Maybe it is not a urinal. It sort of looks as though a toothless hippopotamus with a hairy nose is about to chomp your mouse. Wow, I never thought I would say that sentence again. The woman looks like she is actually a midget checking the contents of a grey hamburger. Is that another euphemism? Maybe it is not a urinal. It sort of looks as though a toothless hippopotamus with a hairy nose is about to chomp your mouse. Wow, I never thought I would say that sentence again.

The woman looks like she is actually a midget checking the contents of a grey hamburger. Is that another euphemism?

]]> By: Greej Mort http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/2008/05/where-in-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-8 Greej Mort Fri, 30 May 2008 23:20:58 +0000 http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/?p=34#comment-8 Is that definitely a urinal? If so, why is Mr Mouse poking his little nose out of it? Murder of the innocent...that's a red herring, surely. Unless it's something to do with biological warfare, like a gas mask or radiation suit or something. Or maybe it's a manual for keeping women in their place? Is that definitely a urinal? If so, why is Mr Mouse poking his little nose out of it?

Murder of the innocent…that’s a red herring, surely. Unless it’s something to do with biological warfare, like a gas mask or radiation suit or something.

Or maybe it’s a manual for keeping women in their place?

]]> By: Tom http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/2008/05/where-in-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-7 Tom Thu, 29 May 2008 17:04:32 +0000 http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/?p=34#comment-7 Excellent work Lear. I cannot get it out of my head that there is some bored teenage crackhead somewhere creating latterday hieroglyphs. Close but no cigar. Only a cigarillo. Clue: the concerned product is designed for murder of the innocent. Excellent work Lear. I cannot get it out of my head that there is some bored teenage crackhead somewhere creating latterday hieroglyphs.

Close but no cigar. Only a cigarillo. Clue: the concerned product is designed for murder of the innocent.

]]> By: Dravid Sneddon http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/2008/05/where-in-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-5 Dravid Sneddon Thu, 29 May 2008 16:38:40 +0000 http://tomrowland.co.uk/blog/?p=34#comment-5 Curious. I believe it to be the emblem on the shield of McAllott of Soil, ancient king of the Britons. Or maybe it's on the bottom of a box of Freshenas(TM), scented absorbencies ideal for keeping dusty books and suitcases dry and free from the stench of piss. Curious. I believe it to be the emblem on the shield of McAllott of Soil, ancient king of the Britons.

Or maybe it’s on the bottom of a box of Freshenas(TM), scented absorbencies ideal for keeping dusty books and suitcases dry and free from the stench of piss.

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