They must have really good glue in Homebase Acton

My local corner-shop steps up its new high-pressure marketing strategy

The arabian gentleman prefers English, don’t you know

Things are tough down Chelsea. There is a sale in the dinosaur shop to boost business

My (excelllent) local Irish butcher spreads the luck for a pound a pop. I thought it was just cress, but the butcher assured me I was wrong even though he was clearly drunk

Posted on May 27